Meanwhile, in Brooklyn: TITS on the table!

New Nude City have the best MILFs, teens, and cougar sluts of the five boroughs. This time around it’s a babe who doesn’t have the biggest pair but knows how to make the most of her C-cups. Boobs on Table is a good approach as any! I like her smile, especially when her lips are slightly ajar and her teeth show – what a babe! Clearly she enjoys her own sexuality too, as the stars, while getting smaller, all point to the prize of Brooklyn!

Mama Mia! What Big Titty Borough are You From?

I have this idea of New York City, being a safer haven than it has been in the past, as being full of hipster chicks looking to make it big in the Big Apple – one way to do that is to strip nude and bare all. Hey, it’s a formula! It might not work for all but it’s worth a shot – such was the approach taken by this sultry boober for New Nude City, the website that parodies the five boroughs of NYC however you never really know where the sluts are from. Surely this honey is from the Upper East Side; this bird could be from Staten Island for all I know. And this babe? She’s actually the first boober I reported on, and she’s most def a Brooklyn Boober!

in an unknown borough, these tits get a good gropin’

I can’t imagine what it’s like living in a city with over 4.5 million women. I mean proportionately speaking you figure a plentiful portion of them are sluts, show-offs, or generally exhibitionists. Like this unknown boober from an unknown borough in New Nude City. She’s clearly trained herself and probably shown off for half the city! I mean she likes to show every orifice in detail, and when simply showing it isn’t enough, she proceeds to pull out a darker-than-space dildo and plug herself! While of course I could watch her for hours before intervening, I think I’d rather just let her do her thing and clamp my two paws onto her plump ginger-freckled chest. Let me grope those tits already!

somewhere on the Upper East Side: Booooooooobs!

Richard Kern and his New Nude City photography crew are some lucky motherf*ckers! As if being in the density and surrounded by the plethora of beautiful on-the-outside of women of NYC wasn’t already pleasurable enough, then getting to see them strip and play with themselves in the comfort of their own homes… well, that’s some solid wank material right there! I definitely get off when I’m in other towns and cities and thinking about the women I meet and how they might like for me to pleasure them, or what their self-masturbatory environments look like. Here, this no-name busty brunette sure has a nice looking apartment, but what’s really startling are the size and firmness of her boobs, so that no matter where she leans, bends or lays they’re always prominent in the plane of the image!

ever visited New Nude City?

Life must be good to be a pornographer in New Nude City, the fictional but very real borough of Manhattan as seen through the eyes and lens of Richard Kern. While we’ve all probably seen bigger boobs, there’s a simple joy in knowing that Richard is acting on behalf of all of us pervy surfers and getting in touch with ordinary women throughout and around New York City and photographing them for all eyes to consume. And of course there’s the suggestion of a place – a dream for us all – where all women of said city get nude and expose their very private bedrooms and body parts, going from outfit to “take me” in a couple dozen photos!

New Nude City hotties

I love amateur pornography. I simply love it. Sure I love looking at and in particular watching a highly stylized video involving baby oil, some cleavage fisting, and a dedicated tit-and-tug, but I also really really love looking at very simple but very artful photography of amateur models, especially ones with big honking tits and giant areola.

Venture over to New Nude City, a site that uses the isle of Manhattan in New York City as a scouting zone for amateur models willing to bear all for cash. I guess in a city of many many millions, where women number more than 50% of the population, you’re bound to have an almost endless stream of women talent who are comfortable in front of the lens. Also with the rent there as expensive as they say it is, these models have to pay the bills too you know!