JList oppai mouse pads provide big boob wrist relief

You have a friend in Japan and their name is JList! And what’s particularly special about your friend is they currently have some older oppai mouse pads flying off the shelves to make way for some new product – oh yeah “oppai” is slang for boob, in case you couldn’t figure that one out. Even with the advancement of laser mice and optical sensors, I’m still a fan of the existence of a pad for my custom mouse. I like for it to have a home, an environment to rest on, to set it apart from all the other junk that piles up on my desk (porno boxes, rolls of tissue, donut wrappers… you don’t know if I’m kidding or not, do you?), and these things look pretty cozy I gotta admit!

need a boob to squeeze?

Ever be sitting around the office and just feel like you need a boob to squeeze? Whether to relieve some stress or perfect your technique, now you can! LOL!

This “G Cup” oppai boob courtesy of JList bills itself as “great for film projects, parties, jokes, conversation starters, and anything else your wild imagination desires.” Just when I thought my breast fetishism was unique, the Japanese as a culture go and prove me they have a unique expression all their own:

oppai squeeze boob, breast manga and more, available at JList – wacky Japanese products!