I don’t think I’ll ever get tired of looking at, gawking at, drooling over, the ginormous 32K breasts and unique body of Rachel Aldana. And what really amazes me about her in this set is that her breasts are so big, so round, so plump, that the camera has to be constantly turned, skewed and put on an angle in order to capture her entire bosom and face in a single shot! I mean it’s almost ridiculous! But such is life and such is my breast fetishism that even though I know how crazy her body will make me feel, my dick still throbs every time I see her pull up her top and unleash her monster boobs onto my computer screen! loL!
Lots of great “bug eye” views from below in this teaser video of Rachel Aldana and her 32KK natural Am-Brit boobs. Someone should make it their mission to find out what gene that is, or what was in her water supply, so that in the future KK tits are like the C-average of today. That would be a glorious boob-topian future!
Sorry Jelena Jensen, I wasn’t talking about your boobs. But Jelena does have the ultimate pleasure, honor, satisfaction, of measuring up fellow PinupFiles model Rachel Aldana and her “biggest boobs in Britain” – they’re only 32KK naturals! Only… If you look closely at some of those pictures, I’m pretty certain that I count a FOOT of TIT! And that’s a foot PER tit, so two feet total, not to mention the side-to-side girth of Rachel’s breasts, her proportions are unmatched by even most enhanced boobers.
It’s tough. On the left we have an amazing pair of barbelled 28DDDs accompanied by a great smile courtesy of September Carrino; and on the right we have the “biggest boobs in britain” thanks to Rachel Aldana and her 32KK naturals! I’m not exactly certain I’d be able to decide which pair to grab at first!
September Carrino comparing the weight of her 28DDDs to Rachel Aldana’s now-32L cup boobs!
A while back it was the PinupFiles main website that relaunched to much applause from boob fetishists of the pinup variety. The new website design is simply easier to navigate, easier to distinguish content, and clearly uses more features like auto-generated thumbs, categories, tags and… search! Now you can actually find the boobs you were looking for!
And now the Pinup Consortium have relaunched (or given a “re-boot makeover” in Pinup terms!) to their flagship model sites September Carrino and the incredibly naturally busty Rachel Aldana. While September Carrino is more popular thanks to her features with Playboy, and she’s likely proportionately larger with a triple-D-stack on her petite frame, I think Rachel Aldana utilizes her Boob2.0 tools to a much more-exacting degree, and is the perfect blend of private (webcams, make-up-less shots, behind the scenes videos, etc.) and professional (make-up, focused lighting, HD video!):
Rachel has come a long way from brief cameo on some British talk show to hyper-fetishized boob model! See more of her natural 32L cup boobs at her personal website!
Some day you’ll be at a party and you’ll see this girl and you’ll think she’s kind of cute. You’ll think she’s got something about her that’s enticing, something both elusive and seductive. You can’t exactly put your finger on it. What’s worse is she’s wearing an outfit that disguises her true form, her full figure. Yeah you think there’s a special treasure to be had under her blouse, but it’s dark and you can’t quite get a clear line of sight. People keep stepping in front and you can’t catch her from the side in order to size her up. You think about giving up and focusing on the B-cup babe who is at least paying attention to you, at least here there’s a conversation. You’re talking to this B-cup bird while you keep looking up and around, trying to snap another glance of .. her. Where did she go? Shit.
I can’t recommend enough: drop everything you’re doing and approach her. Shoot the shit. Get her talking, even if all she says is, “No thanks,” at least you’ll know you tried. And who knows, she might even laugh at your stupid jokes and lean in to give you a kiss on the cheek, at which point you’ll have a split-second glance down her blouse to know what you’re working with:
you’ll start seeing this one really flood the boob blog arena as webmasters catch wind of a new site to promote, this time the official website of 32K-cup model extraordinaire Rachel Aldana, a lass popularized by the retro-themed Pinup Files group. This time however she’s armed with her own laptop, webcam and hi-res camera and HD video camcorder, and promises to bring not only routine updates but personal responses to questions and blog posts about her travels, experiences, and stories related to her truly monster tits.
There’s so much content out there these days, one has to make a choice on what to focus on, talk about, and therefore make a part of a blogger’s oeuvre. I haven’t posted or even vaguely mentioned anything about Rachel heretofore, not for lack of any content or anything to say or describe about her, but rather because the boobosphere already seems saturated enough with un-original content about her, frankly. Of course a new website is hard to pass up, but I personally want to give the new site more time to develop and really see how Rachel and her associates take advantage of the medium to promote her. The “Ask Rachel” section is interesting, essentially a videocast responding to users’ questions; the behind-the-scenes photos are always intriguing to my thinking; and taking advantage of tools like MySpace or Yahoo! groups is essential. So my inclination is to give it time yet, but you can’t deny the venusian beauty of this lady, and her melon-sized breasts:
Rachel attempting to disguise her breasts as mere DDs!
Rachel’s breasts as they truly are, whopping 32Ks:
Two behind-the-scenes style shots, an integral part to Rachel’s life and new website:
It’s not only her breasts which would require a routine workout to be able to lift and support their weight, but it’s also her seductive smile; her gaze, all-brunette features and expressive haircuts; her prominent clavicle, angular and rigid, contrasted adjacent to her round and globular breasts, this lady is a world-class stunner:
