I feel dumbfounded whenever I gaze upon Rachel Aldana‘s GIANT bosom – those 32K naturals make my brain get all sponge-like and my pelvic area just wants to thrust back and forth. I go stoopid, and all I want to do is stare at those tits. Up close, real close, like eye-poking-out close. These pictures are as close as I’ll probably ever get, but they’re damned good – that fishnet top is mesmerizing. The way it stretches over her bosom, I think even advanced fields of scientific study would have a hard time explaining the name of that ‘curve’ and how it’s possible… tits… that big. See I’m all stoopid again!

It seems I can’t look at Rachel Aldana’s bigger-than-life, bigger-than-my-head 32K natural tits without an eye to detail. Consider for a moment her most-recent pictorial, Shower Fragrance. Sure, at first you’ll notice those HUGE TITS of hers. I mean, WOW. But then, right near the end of the shower scene, after she’s got her shirt all wet (yup, great shots those!) and removed it, you see her big baps. And with many megapixels to zoom in on, you can see that her tits are so big that her cleavage even has cleavage!

Unbelievable, right? Boobs protrude from a woman’s chest in a myriad of ways. Some women have many inches between their breasts; some are so big that they can’t help but grow into each other and produce natural cleavage (no bra needed). And then some tits are so BIG that they overlap in a subtle but seductive way like Rachel’s big melons, and you’re left wondering ‘is this natural’ – the answer: yup! Those tits are ALL natural! ;)

Believe it or not those two pictures above, sliced to sort of emphasize the extremeness of curvature, and then joined back together which form into some abstract shape of ero-flesh, are actually perspectives of Rachel Aldana’s ginormous 32K monster-boobs! Actually these days she’s bigger than 32K – I just use that tag to keep my archives consistent. Doesn’t matter – you can see the whole point of having big boobs is to have curves where most women don’t! I mean check out this close-up below and see how extreme her tits are, how they could easily hit her in the chin and still have room to play, or how they cast a huge shadow because they’re so… BIG:

Crazy. Simply mind-boggling. It’s as if the whole notion of ‘cleavage’ or curvature is simply up-ended, like a whole new vernacular of expressions is needed to describe tits like this!

Rachel Aldana has some monster 32K natural tits – with some super-perky nipples on her heavy funbags, she’s a one-of-a-kind stunner! She routinely communicates with her fans, live, over webcam – embedded on her website. These videos are just a sample, a real tease, of what she has to offer in real-time. And Rachel, there’s no need to apologize that you’ve been busy. I understand. Just get your baps out and we’ll all be happy!

Is it just me or has the record holder of the Biggest Boobs in Britain thinned up a bit? I mean, she has, right? I’m talking about Rachel Aldana – and you can compare her tits body frame in these images to other images I have of her in my archives. Still, her tits look as big and plump as ever! I mean, when you lay on your back and the shadows of your boob-curves extend from the bottom of your rib cage to your collar bone, well, them some big ol’ titties!

I don’t think I’ll ever get tired of looking at, gawking at, drooling over, the ginormous 32K breasts and unique body of Rachel Aldana. And what really amazes me about her in this set is that her breasts are so big, so round, so plump, that the camera has to be constantly turned, skewed and put on an angle in order to capture her entire bosom and face in a single shot! I mean it’s almost ridiculous! But such is life and such is my breast fetishism that even though I know how crazy her body will make me feel, my dick still throbs every time I see her pull up her top and unleash her monster boobs onto my computer screen! loL!

Lots of great “bug eye” views from below in this teaser video of Rachel Aldana and her 32KK natural Am-Brit boobs. Someone should make it their mission to find out what gene that is, or what was in her water supply, so that in the future KK tits are like the C-average of today. That would be a glorious boob-topian future!

Sorry Jelena Jensen, I wasn’t talking about your boobs. But Jelena does have the ultimate pleasure, honor, satisfaction, of measuring up fellow PinupFiles model Rachel Aldana and her “biggest boobs in Britain” – they’re only 32KK naturals! Only… If you look closely at some of those pictures, I’m pretty certain that I count a FOOT of TIT! And that’s a foot PER tit, so two feet total, not to mention the side-to-side girth of Rachel’s breasts, her proportions are unmatched by even most enhanced boobers.

It’s tough. On the left we have an amazing pair of barbelled 28DDDs accompanied by a great smile courtesy of September Carrino; and on the right we have the “biggest boobs in britain” thanks to Rachel Aldana and her 32KK naturals! I’m not exactly certain I’d be able to decide which pair to grab at first!

A while back it was the PinupFiles main website that relaunched to much applause from boob fetishists of the pinup variety. The new website design is simply easier to navigate, easier to distinguish content, and clearly uses more features like auto-generated thumbs, categories, tags and… search! Now you can actually find the boobs you were looking for!

And now the Pinup Consortium have relaunched (or given a “re-boot makeover” in Pinup terms!) to their flagship model sites September Carrino and the incredibly naturally busty Rachel Aldana. While September Carrino is more popular thanks to her features with Playboy, and she’s likely proportionately larger with a triple-D-stack on her petite frame, I think Rachel Aldana utilizes her Boob2.0 tools to a much more-exacting degree, and is the perfect blend of private (webcams, make-up-less shots, behind the scenes videos, etc.) and professional (make-up, focused lighting, HD video!):

Rachel has come a long way from brief cameo on some British talk show to hyper-fetishized boob model! See more of her natural 32L cup boobs at her personal website!

Some day you’ll be at a party and you’ll see this girl and you’ll think she’s kind of cute. You’ll think she’s got something about her that’s enticing, something both elusive and seductive. You can’t exactly put your finger on it. What’s worse is she’s wearing an outfit that disguises her true form, her full figure. Yeah you think there’s a special treasure to be had under her blouse, but it’s dark and you can’t quite get a clear line of sight. People keep stepping in front and you can’t catch her from the side in order to size her up. You think about giving up and focusing on the B-cup babe who is at least paying attention to you, at least here there’s a conversation. You’re talking to this B-cup bird while you keep looking up and around, trying to snap another glance of .. her. Where did she go? Shit.

I can’t recommend enough: drop everything you’re doing and approach her. Shoot the shit. Get her talking, even if all she says is, “No thanks,” at least you’ll know you tried. And who knows, she might even laugh at your stupid jokes and lean in to give you a kiss on the cheek, at which point you’ll have a split-second glance down her blouse to know what you’re working with:

Chase the Big Ones!

There’s so much content out there these days, one has to make a choice on what to focus on, talk about, and therefore make a part of a blogger’s oeuvre. I haven’t posted or even vaguely mentioned anything about Rachel heretofore, not for lack of any content or anything to say or describe about her, but rather because the boobosphere already seems saturated enough with un-original content about her, frankly. Of course a new website is hard to pass up, but I personally want to give the new site more time to develop and really see how Rachel and her associates take advantage of the medium to promote her. The “Ask Rachel” section is interesting, essentially a videocast responding to users’ questions; the behind-the-scenes photos are always intriguing to my thinking; and taking advantage of tools like MySpace or Yahoo! groups is essential. So my inclination is to give it time yet, but you can’t deny the venusian beauty of this lady, and her melon-sized breasts:

Rachel attempting to disguise her breasts as mere DDs!

Rachel’s breasts as they truly are, whopping 32Ks:

Two behind-the-scenes style shots, an integral part to Rachel’s life and new website:

It’s not only her breasts which would require a routine workout to be able to lift and support their weight, but it’s also her seductive smile; her gaze, all-brunette features and expressive haircuts; her prominent clavicle, angular and rigid, contrasted adjacent to her round and globular breasts, this lady is a world-class stunner: