Damn you Ron!

What a lucky sod! I repeat, even when you’re something of a pot-bellied hairy porker, you’ll still see plenty of action if you were once a pornstar, especially a pornstar with a footlong dick who plugged over a thousand women on film! I mean I have my fun but damnit here he is getting to fondle-n-grope the double-G natural boober Chloe Vevrier, even getting off a little nipple suckle action. Frankly I know I’m better at this art than he is, but he’s the lucky bastard of the moment.

(younger) Candye Kane is Lola, gets jailed by the Monster (Ron Jeremy)

Here are some truly old-school shots of “where are they now?” big boober Candye Kane from waaaaay back in the day, in a photoshoot with the legendary “Monster”, Ron Jeremy. Candye plays the role of Lola who has been recently jailed for having sex in public, and Ron the Corrections Officer satisfies her clear need for cock. There’s some great role-playing here, especially the metaphor of the police baton as cock. And of course sucking on “Lola’s” tits through the bars is a great shot. I reckon the magazine to be English in origin, given the text is translated into five Euro languages and includes the word “quim” which is geo-specific to the language of all the Queen’s subjects. Said text is quite amusing too, and includes its own metaphors:

Using my tongue as a cork I can keep the fluid from blasting off his glans. But the pressure in his hard-on is rising.