Milena’s titty-tacular homage

You either get the big-tits-pressed-up-against-shower-glass reference and homage, or you don’t. Hopefully you do! Because it’s also one of my all-time favorite movies – the kind of movie I think I’ve outgrown, become too mature to watch, and then watch it again (still have it on VHS though!) and simply regress to childhood fantasies all over again! Anyhow. This is Milena and her triumphant titty-tacular return to Rub My Boobs, which of course I would gladly do if she actually gave me the pleasure.

I know so many MILFs that like their boobs rubbed

After a certain point in life I switched modes – started specializing in first talking with, then seducing, older women. Seriously my intentions at first were innocent, I really just wanted to talk to older birds. Of course as time goes on you say, “Ahhh fuck it” and at least try and hit a double (that’s ’2nd base’ for y’all who don’t get the expression). So every couple months now I find myself with a semi-senior citizen, and I tell her we can more forward, sure, but ‘all I really want to do right now is rub your boobs‘ – oh yeah I really like non-English speakers too, it sort of cuts through the chase like butter, and they appreciate my expressiveness! Like “Miss Gorgeus” here who can’t even spell her own name in English – I’d tell her that’s cute and I bet her boobs are cute too, and she’d fall for it in a heartbeat.

By the way, I’m serious – this is what I do, and it works!

Busty Terry has so much clit-n-tit to rub

Rub My Boob, specialists in big honking Polish (mostly) boobs have really done a number with busty Terry Nova waking up, horny and ready and willing to plug her pussy with the nearest dildo (which she keeps under her pillow!). I can imagine if I slept adjacent to a pair of 36H natural whoppers like Terry’s we might only ever get actual sleep from extreme exhaustion – that is, my inability to keep my hands off her tits, my dick from rubbing her clit. Laying on her back, those mountains of boob-flesh pressed together, I’d love to see how many nuts I could bust in a row – I reckon double-digits:

some masked Mardi-tits

Mardi Gras isn’t all just Boobs for Beads – I often forget myself because I’m gawking, looking down, about chest-high, all day long everywhere I go! The other overlooked aspect of the holiday are masks – there are entire stores in the town of New Orleans dedicated just to producing and selling masks! And as this masked boober from Rub My Boob shows, it’s amazing how far a simple mask will go in covering up ones identity and making it impossible to spot her in a line-up. Now, if I had to point out those boobs! No problem officer! They’re the big jubblies right below:

she wants me to Rub her Boobs – who am I to say No?

I can’t tell if it’s her smile, her eye-makeup, or her big honking titties – but I’d find it hard to tell Milena “No” if she asked me in a broken-English Euro-accent, “Rub My Boob?” Yes it’d be hard to turn her offer down – I would proceed to do what she asks, and plenty more, but not until my wrists tired themselves from a full-bosom workout:

I want to Rub Exanti’s milfy boobs

While the Polish boober site Rub My Boob have many younger options, honestly I think if I could have my way with, that is my pick of the stacked litter, I’d choose Exanti. Something about that older MILFy look, having that much age and experience with a bosom that big – I want a taste, a lap around the course that are Exanti’s big natural boobs. She’s starting to show a bit more muff these days too, which is always nice, even if it is just a peek:

that mask won’t fool me, I want to Rub those Boobs

Ever since her debut last year Milena has always been a Rub My Boob favorite. And its not only because of her oversized natural young breasts, but because of her spunky personality, big smile (which I admit isn’t prominent in this set but is really one of her best features), and of course willingness to try things new with her own body in pursuit of the best visual or modeling moment possible. Like below, where she “lifts and supports” her giant bosom, or below where she stands on her hands – how her breasts hang is truly remarkable, and I just want to squat down while she suspended upside-down and first lick her breasts until they’re moist with lube then titfuck her in that position – ahhh the mid-day thoughts that swirl around my pervy boob-fetish mind!