Posts Tagged ‘RubMyBoob’
Sunday, February 24th, 2013
Rub My Boober Sara shows how to make more than not with what she got – using pop ’em out techniques, squeeze ’em together techniques, using slutty gaze techniques, and of course even though I’m a boobman when in doubt just turn around and shake that rump for me, that always helps! No doubt this Polish honey likes to have good times in private spaces:
Thursday, April 26th, 2012
New Rub My Boobs boober Marika has been stirring up the pervy hornets nest of late. Namely, she’s a total butterface, but dear lord those tits are BIG – heavy, squeezable, and extremely fuckable, not to mention all-natural. The type of body I lust for on top, with her big Polish butt doing all the work while she presses her tits together forming a foot-long of cleavage. It’s hard to tell how old she is, but it’s pretty obvious to tell how hard I am: SOLID! I wanna bone this wannabe MILF so hard for so long – well I guess it depends for how long I have to look at her really. But, damnit, those TITS!!
Friday, December 16th, 2011
You either get the big-tits-pressed-up-against-shower-glass reference and homage, or you don’t. Hopefully you do! Because it’s also one of my all-time favorite movies – the kind of movie I think I’ve outgrown, become too mature to watch, and then watch it again (still have it on VHS though!) and simply regress to childhood fantasies all over again! Anyhow. This is Milena and her triumphant titty-tacular return to Rub My Boobs, which of course I would gladly do if she actually gave me the pleasure.
Monday, October 3rd, 2011
After a certain point in life I switched modes – started specializing in first talking with, then seducing, older women. Seriously my intentions at first were innocent, I really just wanted to talk to older birds. Of course as time goes on you say, “Ahhh fuck it” and at least try and hit a double (that’s ‘2nd base’ for y’all who don’t get the expression). So every couple months now I find myself with a semi-senior citizen, and I tell her we can more forward, sure, but ‘all I really want to do right now is rub your boobs‘ – oh yeah I really like non-English speakers too, it sort of cuts through the chase like butter, and they appreciate my expressiveness! Like “Miss Gorgeus” here who can’t even spell her own name in English – I’d tell her that’s cute and I bet her boobs are cute too, and she’d fall for it in a heartbeat.
By the way, I’m serious – this is what I do, and it works!
Wednesday, May 4th, 2011
Rub My Boob, specialists in big honking Polish (mostly) boobs have really done a number with busty Terry Nova waking up, horny and ready and willing to plug her pussy with the nearest dildo (which she keeps under her pillow!). I can imagine if I slept adjacent to a pair of 36H natural whoppers like Terry’s we might only ever get actual sleep from extreme exhaustion – that is, my inability to keep my hands off her tits, my dick from rubbing her clit. Laying on her back, those mountains of boob-flesh pressed together, I’d love to see how many nuts I could bust in a row – I reckon double-digits:
Tuesday, March 8th, 2011
Mardi Gras isn’t all just Boobs for Beads – I often forget myself because I’m gawking, looking down, about chest-high, all day long everywhere I go! The other overlooked aspect of the holiday are masks – there are entire stores in the town of New Orleans dedicated just to producing and selling masks! And as this masked boober from Rub My Boob shows, it’s amazing how far a simple mask will go in covering up ones identity and making it impossible to spot her in a line-up. Now, if I had to point out those boobs! No problem officer! They’re the big jubblies right below: