while I was away, Scoreland put on the hurt!

After nearly 8 months of solid daily posting I hit a bit of a bump this past week. Well, two big bumps rather. As in two huge tits – yes, I was busy chasing the big ones. I’m not fully back in the swing of it just yet, and truth be told my immediate and long-term future is uncertain, but I’m still here now and that’s what matters most.

Of course, while I was away there were some monumental boob-breakthroughs. Quite possibly the most notable newcomer is new Scoreland model Tatiana Blair and her ginormously plump body and pair of 36G naturals. Now we’ve all seen 36Gs before (we ALL have, right!?), so there’s nothing new there really. Tatiana has an especially appealing look however, with her near-button nose, her almost-always slightly gaping mouth, her long-flowing hair, but I think her most-appealing trait might not be immediately obvious or observable in any available photos. And that is her size. She stands a mere 4’10″ and weighs a solid 120 lbs! Now, I’ve been with a 4’10″ girl before and she was 36DD and around 110. So I can imagine Tatiana being slightly heavier and with G-cup titters to boot! I mean, I’m salivating right now just thinking about the density of her body and what my body wants to do with hers!

Additionally impressive is that Tatiana hit the ground running – or got on her knees sucking rather. As her debut for Scoreland is a hardcore debut! She didn’t hold back or tease her way into the spreads of the magazine and the online video (yes, HD video of her massive juggs is available!). Instead she won me over immediately showing me everything she can do – I, on the other hand, think she can do more (I’m telling you, I have a naughty mind!).

February has been plumptastic and boobarific at Scoreland

Have you noticed the absolutely incredible content oozing out across the interwebs from Scoreland? February has been a busy month for them, and man oh man the women are remarkable creatures! Lots of full-bodied women to choose from, even some completely fresh skin to look at. Of course one of my favorites Camelia Davis returns with a new fucktastic scene, as does Haydee Rodriguez (I tried to contact Haydee recently, but she’s been busy… now I know why!). Euro babes Sharon Pink and Cynthia Flowers showed up on the scene; new girl Destiny Rose is going to make a big splash for sure. But it’s the appearance of Jenna Valentine that struck a chord with me. And she’s all tease right now. Hopefully, knowing Scoreland, this can only mean they have bigger and better things planned for her in the months ahead!

Cynthia Flowers – 36F
This boober has an incredible pair of 36F tits and hails from Hungary, thus her skin is perfectly golden and her hair has remarkable contrast against said skin. The blue top was a really good choice to introduce her in.

Destiny Rose
Destiny is so new that her stats aren’t even available yet! That just proves that Scoreland still have it in them to find fresh blood and big-bod boobers willing to show all! Her clean cut and gaping cleavage could very well be my favorite of the bunch. I reckon she’s shy but willing to try anything!

Haydee Rodriguez – 40G
Haydee is back and fucking like crazy! She really outdoes herself this time! And her 40G tits certainly are a unique crowd favorite. Man she really loves cock!

Sharon Pink – 36F
Fellow 36F Euro-slut Sharon Pink returns and is looking as seductive as always. She sure shows she knows how to use her body to make any cock bounce. And if you’ve seen her perform you know how crazy she is in bed!

Jenna Valentine – 36FF
Oh My GOD! Jenna is hands-down … sorry, I had my hands down for a minute there. This LA girl is a living angel! And a living angel with HUGE TITS I might add, 36FF naturals to be specific! What flesh-stone was she chiseled from? Fuck it I don’t care I just want her! You should hear her voice too. Soooooo sultry!

Camelia Davis – 38F
And of course Camelia Davis is back for more! Dear lord this is a great blowjob shot. So much tit you can’t even see her nipple. Just alllll tit meat. And one pic is all I’m going to give you, but don’t worry I saved the best for last, watch Camelia’s video below!

Mianna Thomas makes my dick throb

Mianna Thomas does so many things for me and my dick it’s ri-dick-ulous (pun intended, clearly). And she fucks for plenty of studios, but it’s really her every-other month appearances over at Scoreland that do it for me. They’re pretty spot-on when it comes to framing her 36JJ ebony naturals at the perfect angle. Actually I’ll be honest, I have this thing for black women in neon green. I know it sounds weird, it’s totally a sub-fetish of mine. And combine that variable with a super-stacked black natural boober and my dick goes from 0 to throb in 3.2s! Hah! See for yourself, or log in over at Scoreland to see her boob-oeuvre!

Camelia Davis has all the goods!

For all the porn and specifically big boob porn I look at, most times it is really one or two specific images that inspire me to blog or write about a model or a new scene release. It’s the little things in life that rule my world, whether during everyday life or writing about huge natural tits, in the case of Camelia Davis and her 38F knockers for Scoreland. Sure I’ll provide more images, because tits are my fix, but it was the one image above that made me reflect, “Ahhh yes that’s why I love women with tits!” What a shot, what a moment. It takes a special lady to pull that look and moment off, and Camelia is as special as they come. The kind that can lift a heavy tit, show some pussy and scream with her eyes, “Is this what you want? Come and get it!” Me? I want it!

The Best Breasts of Scoreland

I don’t actually know where to begin with this one. There are so many ginormous pairs of big tits in this latest release from the eBoobStore that my head is spinning trying to contemplate all those juggs and boobs flopping around on my screen! I mean I’ve been with a lot of ladies, and a fair number of them had ample bosoms, but I can’t quite say I’ve been with 26 boobers in under 7 hours! Which is what is being offered up in The Breast of Scoreland, an epic 7-hour 2-disc release! These scenes are compiled from some of the best of the best Scoreland has had to offer, and every scene includes some wonderful titfucking and hardcore pussy pounding action. The lineup is stellar! Listing all 26 names would be ridiculous, so just to name a few (I’ll try and keep it short) of my favorites: Penny Porsche, Lily Valentine, Cherry Brady, Alexis May, Brianna Bragg, Selena Castro, London Andrews, Terry Nova and of course Gianna! That lineup alone would do me, now throw in another 15 boobers and you have yourself the best boob movie release of the year so far!

Brandy Dean’s Busty-n-Wet

While this is the first time I’ve blogged about 38-triple-D stacked Brandy Dean, that doesn’t imply I’m not impressed by her. On the contrary, if I was in the mood for an enhanced boober with long red hair who likes to suck cock and is a genuine bubbly girl, Brandy Dean would definitely be one of the first ladies to pop to mind! There’s something about the contrast of red hair on semi-pale skin that is already a fascination for me; combine that with some seriously big juggs with her monster areola, her big butt and acute smile and you have yourself a winner! She moves between production studios a lot but you can see from her biography at Scoreland that she does work for them a couple times a year, and this fantastic fuck-scene was released just before the end of ’09.

what are we doing with bras on our heads? (And Daphne Rosen fucks Maggie Green!!)

The latest installation from the Tittywood big boob parody-production industry is Boob Science, a contemporary high-def and huge-tit remake of the 80s nerd-classic Weird Science – this time the doll is upgraded in the chest department as Daphne Rosen is accompanied by her 34Gs and she plays the role of fuck doll with super powers! It doesn’t stop there of course! This movie is incredibly stacked, and also features Eva Notty returning with a fantastic titfuck thanks to her 34F naturals; there’s also the new redhead star Contessa Rose and her 34E naturals (a letter smaller than Eva, but there’s something about her pale skin and red hair that drives a man bonkers!); don’t forget ebony sensation Aileen Ghettman and her 32FF whoppers!; recently reviewed new sensation Angel Gee and her 36Fs; and of course as the title implied, there is the most-stunning scene ever with Daphne Rosen fucking the traditionally classy but increasingly slutty-of-late Maggie Green and her 38F naturals with a strap-on dildo! This scene alone must be seen! But let’s recap: 34Gs fucking 38Fs; 36Fs tag-team with 34Gs; 34Fs, 34Es, 32FFs and 36Fs all get titfucked and cum-battered. And let me remind you it’s the nerds that come out on top! Complete with ethernet switches and vector waveform monitors (yeah, I know my hardware & boobs!):

Effing brilliant I must say – Scoreland have really outdone themselves with Boob Science! All of the set are really well-made and respective of the original movie, and the props are especially spot-on! The dialogue is hilarious and so many boob-puns are to be had, “What are we doing with bras on our heads, and a doll?” Scoreland doesn’t skim a single nuance of the production, as this movie runs nearly 4 hours long – but with over 30 lbs. of boob scattered throughout you won’t be bothered, in fact the only question is if you can last that long without wanking off!

Oh yeah, here’s the bloody incredible scene of Daphne strap-on dildo-fucking Maggie Green!

Along with performances by Contessa Rose, Aileen Ghettman and Eva Notty – I think I just figured out what I’m getting myself for Christmas: Boob Science!