I hope you all are recovering from a spectacular New Years, like myself. To be honest I wrote this post in advance knowing I’ll be sleeping in, hopefully with a pair of heavy Ds by my side (wish me luck!). If you’re looking for hangover recovery medicine, might I recommend a dose of nipple, coated with a mesh blouse – whether at a ‘costume’ party, a biker rally, or in the bedroom, you gotta love seeing titties while supposedly being covered:

So two nights ago I fished a great many objects out from between titties at a party – it was a GOOD night! – and that got me thinking, that I hadn’t done a blog post about things between titties in a while. Just things. Also a popular hideout spot for small furry animals – that unto itself is a good party trick if you ever find yourself in a situation where you can take advantage of it. Most “innocent” girls will have never considered such an act before, and be pressured by their peers at a party into putting bunnies, friendly rodents, slippery turtles, you name it I’ve seen it, between their cleavage flesh. Also, I know a girl who keeps her “purse” between her double-Gs. Sandwiched in there, it doesn’t even show through in her tops! That’s how big her titties are!

It’s the sabbath boob-day, so enjoy a random smorgasbord of big titties from yesteryear – all boob fans enjoy a good ol’ timey pair!

Since launching earlier this year, the VoyeurWeb Instant Tit-Flash asks users to “flash your tits now!” A new image is uploaded on average every 9 minutes – with their archives being browsed on average every 4 seconds! Like I say, a lot of hard-on material out there, and this is some of the best of the best from last week alone, which tells you about the quality and quantity that gets uploaded in a given day, week, month. LOTS OF TITS!:

When in doubt, go Vintage! That’s what I say. Granted the sheer volume of Tits of Today are simply more … voluminous, and reliable, and the tits these days – in the natural K, M, N cup range – are simply mind-boggling, but a good retro D-cup will never cease to fascinate! Whether it be a stylized Playboy pinup, a newer-found print of a Virginia Bell photo I’ve seen a thousand times, or a torpedo-titty brunette that will never be identified, Tits of Yore will always have a special place in my heart (and blog!):

The Art of Motorboating is serious… seriously FUN that is! Of course, the thing about it, the thing about motorboating, which is when you bury your face in the cleavage of a big bosom and go “brrphhhbrrphhh”, is that it’s incredibly hard to get a good photo of boobs during the actual motorboating process (again, there’s a face buried in there!). Which is to say it’s one of those things that actually is seriously fun for the motorboater (common expression: laughing), and the motorboatee (common expression: laughing), but it makes for difficult documentation to say the least, for all you motorboateurs (common expression: gawking, wishing you were doing that!).

Believe it or not photographing nude & large-breasted women wasn’t one of the first uses or even thoughts-of-uses of photography when it was invented – I know, it’s incomprehensible, right? It took some time before amateur or pro photographers – like “Gene Laverne of Buffalo NY” took some remarkable shots of what they considered to be a living Venus, and even longer before it was acceptable to show nipples and bush. Oh how our high-def ways have changed all of that, but there is still something really remarkable to the shots of these eras – the decades of the 20th century – and how bosoms were perceived back then. Many the types of tits – size shape and look – you will find strewn throughout titles like The Big Book of Breasts, which is now acceptable to have adorning your coffee table – at least it is on MY coffee table!

It’s time for another installment of smorgasbord of boobs – must be a Sunday! This is one of my more favorite personal compilations, showcasing some really wonderful images of boobs, beer and bottles! Liquor, I just met her. But I’d happily take that shot from between her breasts! And what a wonderful old-timey Seagram’s 7 ad above, eh? Those tits of yesteryear would have been the biggest within a 100 mile radius, for sure! With boobs that big she deserves a bottle that big! Ahhh the thoughts that come to mind when you combine tits and alcohol-infused drink – super happy fun thoughts!

It’s been a while since the sunday smorgasbord of boobs made an appearance, eh? Enjoy these pretty rare shots of success, explosive moments of women getting their bosoms absolutely doused with gobs of cum – wish I was there myself!

Following on from last week’s celebration of Mardi Gras/Fat Tuesday, I present you here some of the better boob-shots that have been floating around from the Carnival celebration that takes place in the Southern Hemisphere. Brazilians surely know how to party, they understand that sex is sex and the human figure is sexual. But while tits are great, still it is the glitz and glam of these costumes that make them simply amazing! I haven’t been, but I hope to sometime in my life, to see the canyon of cleavage through the carnival canyon. I love the textures, the colors, and of course the flesh!

For this week’s Sunday Smorgasbord of Boobs meal, I present you with more self-shooters and amateur boobers! Only this time around the self-shots aren’t with arms extended and lens pointing back towards the boobs and face, but instead the image is captured via the old reflective mirror technique! Thank god not only for expanded diets and expanded bosoms but also the ubiquity and affordability of digital devices in the form of digital cameras and cameraphones, else we might never see the light of day of these amateur boobers!

This week’s special ingredient for sunday smorgasbord of boobs is… tits-n-dicks! A spicy blend of two big breasts (naturals preferred) and the presence of a cock, preferably either between said breasts or in the mouth of the girlfriend at hand, with – speaking of hands – my palm on her said tits. Of course you never have the same thing twice, so each boober is unique. Most of these look like amateur girlfriends, so good on them for letting themselves get documented for my pervy internets!

No nipples to see here folks, so you’ll have to use your imaginations. Me, I have a wild one, so I don’t mind. This week’s installment of Sunday Smorgasbord of Boobs presents some hefty pairs of bikini or bra-clad asian whoppers. The asian boobies you see here in fact are all of Japanese origin. It’s no myth that in recent years and decades that asian breasts have become increasingly bigger. Me, I’m definitely not complaining. I’ve been with dozens of Asian women and the ones with big boobs have all been absolutely memorable! They’re so unique, so distinct, and their personalities know that they’re a new breed in their culture, so sometimes they’re uncertain what to do with their boobs, and they like it when I show them! Like I said, use your imagination! Enjoy.

My apologies for this last-hour installment of Sunday Smorgasbord of Boobs. I’m quite busy these days, so if you knew what I am currently going through you would know that simply writing this is time that should be spent elsewhere. I’m going to do my best in the coming days to not drop my posting routine, but I could very well fall shy of your and my booberful expectations. For now however, enjoy these cleavage canyon self-shooters! Thank the lord for digital cameras, eh!? Typically younger and typically scoured from social media sites, these are your real average ordinary girls-next-door who happen to have big juggs and probably wonder themselves as much as we do what their cleavage looks like from above. It just so happened that I got ahold of these particular photos! Some girls even make names for themselves because of their self-shots, a couple of these ladies I’d like to meet, but all of them I’d plug even if I didn’t know their names!

I swear, renfair titties will never get old! Every year these events take place all over the US and the world and the visual smorgasbord of boobs that they produce I will never get tired of seeing. There’s something spectacular in them always. In the flare, and medieval bling, and ancient attire. Throw in some feathers, some tassles, lots of braided hair and of course the push-up bustiers and you have yourself a sure-fire winner of an event! Sometimes I feel like I’m just reposting the same renfair titties, but I hope these are a first for you all:

There’s always room for painted boobs! No matter the size, droop, or color, the paint will cover all those bits right up with something new to enjoy, while still enjoying the naked form of an exposed bosom!

I try my best every sunday to present a random array of thematic images which include a pair of saggers, udders, juggs, baps, boobs or breasts under the nomenclature Sunday Smorgasbord. But I rarely include images that include references to the former part of that nomenclature: smorgasbord, that is, food. So today’s smorgasbord includes references to food! You’ll find cupcakes, fried foods, dairy products and some more obscure references like a “boob tray” or a candy kane cleavage sucker – all images that make me say, “Hi Boobs!”

For this week’s installation of sunday smorgasbord of boobs, I present you with these awesome Parliament Publication big jugg magazine covers! While I’m definitely a fan of digital culture because of the ease of downloads, storage and archiving, there’s something about magazine covers, especially from the old school, that are just soooooo seductive. The color, the blend of typographies, the actual tactility of the paper they used then. Classic! I’m pretty certain I’ve even flipped through a couple of these in my day…

Welcome to this week’s installment of Sunday Smorgasbord of Boobs! I really love smorgasbords in general, and even more-so when they involve funbags, in this case planted on or in the vicinity of someone else’s cranium! What a weird concept, right!? The type of smorgasbord that even I didn’t think up, I just happened to notice it among the hordes of images in my own collections. Of course I normally try to show more photos than what’s on view here, but this is what I got! There’s a pretty specific context going on in the images, so the fact that I found 7 (or 6 rather, that last one isn’t of the same variety, it’s just hotness!) is pretty good pickin’s.

Welcome to the return of Sunday Smorgasbord! Just like my Friday Finds series, this one never really went away, I was simply absent from it for a few weeks; but unlike my Friday Finds series, this return installment is actually occurring on its namesake! So, without further adieu, I present you with the image above and the following ten depicting “fans” in all their guises, I assume mostly for sporting events (judging by the flags and color schemes) – oh yeah, and they all have nice racks too!