It’s time for another installment of smorgasbord of boobs – must be a Sunday! This is one of my more favorite personal compilations, showcasing some really wonderful images of boobs, beer and bottles! Liquor, I just met her. But I’d happily take that shot from between her breasts! And what a wonderful old-timey Seagram’s 7 ad above, eh? Those tits of yesteryear would have been the biggest within a 100 mile radius, for sure! With boobs that big she deserves a bottle that big! Ahhh the thoughts that come to mind when you combine tits and alcohol-infused drink – super happy fun thoughts!

It’s been a while since the sunday smorgasbord of boobs made an appearance, eh? Enjoy these pretty rare shots of success, explosive moments of women getting their bosoms absolutely doused with gobs of cum – wish I was there myself!

Following on from last week’s celebration of Mardi Gras/Fat Tuesday, I present you here some of the better boob-shots that have been floating around from the Carnival celebration that takes place in the Southern Hemisphere. Brazilians surely know how to party, they understand that sex is sex and the human figure is sexual. But while tits are great, still it is the glitz and glam of these costumes that make them simply amazing! I haven’t been, but I hope to sometime in my life, to see the canyon of cleavage through the carnival canyon. I love the textures, the colors, and of course the flesh!

For this week’s Sunday Smorgasbord of Boobs meal, I present you with more self-shooters and amateur boobers! Only this time around the self-shots aren’t with arms extended and lens pointing back towards the boobs and face, but instead the image is captured via the old reflective mirror technique! Thank god not only for expanded diets and expanded bosoms but also the ubiquity and affordability of digital devices in the form of digital cameras and cameraphones, else we might never see the light of day of these amateur boobers!

This week’s special ingredient for sunday smorgasbord of boobs is… tits-n-dicks! A spicy blend of two big breasts (naturals preferred) and the presence of a cock, preferably either between said breasts or in the mouth of the girlfriend at hand, with – speaking of hands – my palm on her said tits. Of course you never have the same thing twice, so each boober is unique. Most of these look like amateur girlfriends, so good on them for letting themselves get documented for my pervy internets!

No nipples to see here folks, so you’ll have to use your imaginations. Me, I have a wild one, so I don’t mind. This week’s installment of Sunday Smorgasbord of Boobs presents some hefty pairs of bikini or bra-clad asian whoppers. The asian boobies you see here in fact are all of Japanese origin. It’s no myth that in recent years and decades that asian breasts have become increasingly bigger. Me, I’m definitely not complaining. I’ve been with dozens of Asian women and the ones with big boobs have all been absolutely memorable! They’re so unique, so distinct, and their personalities know that they’re a new breed in their culture, so sometimes they’re uncertain what to do with their boobs, and they like it when I show them! Like I said, use your imagination! Enjoy.

My apologies for this last-hour installment of Sunday Smorgasbord of Boobs. I’m quite busy these days, so if you knew what I am currently going through you would know that simply writing this is time that should be spent elsewhere. I’m going to do my best in the coming days to not drop my posting routine, but I could very well fall shy of your and my booberful expectations. For now however, enjoy these cleavage canyon self-shooters! Thank the lord for digital cameras, eh!? Typically younger and typically scoured from social media sites, these are your real average ordinary girls-next-door who happen to have big juggs and probably wonder themselves as much as we do what their cleavage looks like from above. It just so happened that I got ahold of these particular photos! Some girls even make names for themselves because of their self-shots, a couple of these ladies I’d like to meet, but all of them I’d plug even if I didn’t know their names!

I swear, renfair titties will never get old! Every year these events take place all over the US and the world and the visual smorgasbord of boobs that they produce I will never get tired of seeing. There’s something spectacular in them always. In the flare, and medieval bling, and ancient attire. Throw in some feathers, some tassles, lots of braided hair and of course the push-up bustiers and you have yourself a sure-fire winner of an event! Sometimes I feel like I’m just reposting the same renfair titties, but I hope these are a first for you all:

There’s always room for painted boobs! No matter the size, droop, or color, the paint will cover all those bits right up with something new to enjoy, while still enjoying the naked form of an exposed bosom!

I try my best every sunday to present a random array of thematic images which include a pair of saggers, udders, juggs, baps, boobs or breasts under the nomenclature Sunday Smorgasbord. But I rarely include images that include references to the former part of that nomenclature: smorgasbord, that is, food. So today’s smorgasbord includes references to food! You’ll find cupcakes, fried foods, dairy products and some more obscure references like a “boob tray” or a candy kane cleavage sucker – all images that make me say, “Hi Boobs!”

For this week’s installation of sunday smorgasbord of boobs, I present you with these awesome Parliament Publication big jugg magazine covers! While I’m definitely a fan of digital culture because of the ease of downloads, storage and archiving, there’s something about magazine covers, especially from the old school, that are just soooooo seductive. The color, the blend of typographies, the actual tactility of the paper they used then. Classic! I’m pretty certain I’ve even flipped through a couple of these in my day…

Welcome to this week’s installment of Sunday Smorgasbord of Boobs! I really love smorgasbords in general, and even more-so when they involve funbags, in this case planted on or in the vicinity of someone else’s cranium! What a weird concept, right!? The type of smorgasbord that even I didn’t think up, I just happened to notice it among the hordes of images in my own collections. Of course I normally try to show more photos than what’s on view here, but this is what I got! There’s a pretty specific context going on in the images, so the fact that I found 7 (or 6 rather, that last one isn’t of the same variety, it’s just hotness!) is pretty good pickin’s.

Welcome to the return of Sunday Smorgasbord! Just like my Friday Finds series, this one never really went away, I was simply absent from it for a few weeks; but unlike my Friday Finds series, this return installment is actually occurring on its namesake! So, without further adieu, I present you with the image above and the following ten depicting “fans” in all their guises, I assume mostly for sporting events (judging by the flags and color schemes) – oh yeah, and they all have nice racks too!

Even eentsy teenie tiny tits are meant to be groped. It’s an impossibility to conduct the sexual act without some acknowledgement of even the smallest of breasts. Of course this is a breast fetish blog, so the bigger the better. And anything D-cup and up needs to be given special attention, and I’m a hands-on kind of lover. So I’ve always appreciated the tug of a shirt, the tactility of a bra, the soft plush feel of a truly natural breast. And some women I know simply can’t get enough of my ten-finger treatment either! They beg for it. Sometimes they don’t even want sex, just a good foreplay fondle. It’s a specialty, a fetish-art. And I practice it often!

Continuing with my ongoing sunday smorgasbord series, where I present you with some random array of busty shots, here are some renfair tits. These aren’t the biggest renfair tits you’ll ever see, surely, but I think these are some pretty good and rare or less-drooled-over shots (but still good). Either way, enjoy, and if you ever take some renfair shots yourself be sure to send them in!

Yes yes, I know it’s still September! But Oktoberfest – the Bavarian celebration of Beer and by good fortune, Boobs! – started over a week ago and ends next Sunday, the first Sunday in October. I’ve never been to the festival proper, but yes I do plan on one day attending. Until the, these images – including some already pouring in from this year’s festival, and some from years past – will have to hold you and me over. Enjoy!

 

Whether it be because film stocks are depleting, or because of a rumor of a private takeover of an ailing name and product, instant-film Polaroids are a hot topic of discussion lately and are making something of a 2-minutes-to-midnight resurgence – whether the hype is simply a last gasp or will really bounce back to instantly satisfy bedroom amateur photographers is yet to be seen. In the meantime, enjoy this smorgasbord of pervy polaroids I’ve been scouring and collecting. I’m certain they’re not all “genuine” polaroids, but digital manipulations, inserting regular digital photos into a polaroid template, but the notion of an instant ‘roid of a busty fling is the hot sauce!

Painted boobs seem to be all the rage these days, or rather I’ve been seeing a lot of them lately. So for today’s smorgasbord of boobs, here’s a small collection of some of the bigger painted breasts I’ve stumbled upon:

given these next two, I’d have to say I’m rooting for Penn State! Lol!

back to the painted pairs:

Continuing with my sabbath-day series of funbags in various thematic settings (peek-a-boobs is the flavor), enjoy today’s, or this week’s rather, installment of Sunday Smorgasbord of Boobs:

and my personal favorite:

A selection of boobs and costumery for your visual procurement. The theme is simply “boobs and costumes” – the costumes aren’t always obvious either. Sometimes there’s a mask, or the suggestion of what might be a costume, but always – always! – a big honkin’ pair of tits are involved!

a few extra nice and extra large Renfair images for ya: