Wifey scene of yore still rocks my jock

I remember when Wifey introduced me to the exercise ball a half-decade ago, and I thought, “Oh yeah, that’s a good one!” A deliciously great scene – I say that given the expression on her face as she slurps up her hubby’s cum from his drenching cock, you can see she’s quite enjoying herself! The thumbnails here don’t show it but it’s really in doggy position where this scene simply rocks. The curve of the ball, combined with the size of Wifey’s ass and general physique make the ball a perfect place to fuck. It was so inspirational to me at the time that I don’t think I can look at one of those things – especially not the blue one! – without thinking of her, and since then the number of girls I’ve plugged on the ball! One girl I even had to show her THIS SCENE because it was like she couldn’t understand what I was suggesting – we went to the gym down the road from where I was living at the time the next morning, bright and early at 5am, and then I showed her my version of the workout ball!

big tits accessorized

Yesterday the 34F mammed Wifey highlighted this image circa 2004 which rekindled an interest of mine in non-permanent jewelry and in particular, nipple rings (this is a breast blog after all! Respect to teeth jewelry enthusiasts, but seriously I’d much rather stare at a nipple ring anyday over your grill!). Don’t get me wrong I’m all about real piercings on women: clit piercings, earrings (of course!), nose septum, tongue rings, eyebrows (especially like them when they’re subtle and somewhat blend in), belly button (I’m picky, but I generally learn to love them), there aren’t many piercings that I’m not at least intrigued by (of course even I have my limits). So while I’m a fan of most-things-flesh, I’m especially a fan of non-permanent nipple rings on my lady friends. Why? A couple outstanding reasons, thanks for asking!

Mostly it comes down to variety, not that you can’t have variety in barbells and other proper nipple piercings, but your partner is simply less likely to remove them or change them I’ve found; with nipple rings there’s lots more flexibility and an immediacy of style designed to suit an occasion. Of course you can’t grab on to them or twiddle them like real piercings, it’s more of an aesthetic appeal, but the argument still stands and as far as aesthetics are concerned they clearly enhance the nipple and areola. It’s also a fun way for your partner to ‘try out’ a nipple piercing without actually getting the procedure – if fear is an issue, even though all the women I’ve asked have claimed the piercing at least slightly enhanced their sensitivity and pleasure overall. But it really comes down to experience for me:

I used to have sex with this girl who had a north-south barbell piercing about 3″ above where her cleavage joined, and I remember this one time I pulled out and shot my load without aim and a heaping glob of it landed right on the piercing, she rightfully freaked out and ran a swab through her skin like a pipe cleaner to remove my juicy fluids – ever since I’ve always been cautious about squirting myself in the direction of a piercing (even though the skin is sealed I’m still concerned), but with non-permanent jewelry the threat of open or exposed skin is minimized, leaving me to “roam if I want to, without anything but the love I feel” (so now you know I’m a B-52s fan also! Quick aside: don’t think I’ve ever had sex while listening to the B-52s, will try to work on that in the near future!).

Meet PainfulPleasures, a body jeweler who manufacture a ton of their own products and distribute a fine selection of jewelry by other top artisans. Including … nipple rings! From simple gold rings to Fire Dept. logos to an acrylic lock! My personal favorites being anything web or star related. They sell some adult toys too, and offer up lots of practical and medical advice for maintaining your body art.

Unfortunately I don’t have any other already-posted examples of non-permanent breast jewelry, I wish I did. I’ll try to work on that in the future too. However there are some fine piercing examples already logged here, I recommend a quick glance: the fiery Tailor of Cosmid (the symmetrical nature of her piercings works really well); Sharkygirl (her piercings look so small on her huge juggs!); Jennifer of Cosmid (I’m seeing a trend among Cosmid models!); Jolie Rain (barbells are the way to go); and of course September Carrino (the first pierced model mentioned here).

Wifey – 10 years and blowing

Crap. I had been meaning to post this nearly all week. Now it’s Friday night but I have to pass out and rise before dawn for a quick day-trip out of town, but I want to make sure the word gets out before its too late (and likewise stir some images in my head and possibly dream of Wifey!). Lesson learned is I need to make better use of the future post function of this blog!

I distinctly remember running into Wifey circa 1999, when videos were scarce (and when they did exist were 320×240 at best!), when silicone was the norm and the data thrown around and quickly consumed in a single blog post here now would have taken minutes on end just to load! Wifey was a unique form, not only for her massive wobbling 36DDs with huuuuge areola and perfect apple bottom, but her smile, pleasant demeanor, and intense focus when a throbbing cock is spewing huge loads of sperm right into her face!

Wifey – and Hubby – are celebrating their 10th year performing for a global audience by reducing their signup fee to a meager $9.95. This price however (like the DDF Olympics of Tits offer) is only good until the 24th of August. Now I know it’s still summer and September is still hot in some places and you prefer to be outside ogling your neighborhood bosoms, but should you find yourself at home and looking for some entertainment (or should you suggest to your girlfriend that you saw something online that you want to try in the flesh – and when she asks what is it you can show her! hey, it happens!) Wifey will please your pants off! And for that price, sign up now!

And the whole reasons I was actually inclined to blog about Wifey in the first place? As blogs go, I wanted to blog about Wifey’s blog! There’s a certain level of expectation from membership sites, even for ‘amateur’ class porn. But on Wifey’s blog you’ll find lots of candid photos, intimate and personal thoughts, and exciting content that just shouldn’t be part of any membership site. That’s what blogs are for! Including photos taken of her with low-res cameraphones, which are still tantalizingly seductive for a fellow blogger and candid enthusiast like myself:

Not that I’m not a fan of the super-slick (and cum drenched) porn she produces the rest of the time:

before and after



does a day go by when this lady doesn’t get absolutely drenched in cum?

Bottom line is if you don’t know Wifey then you don’t know big boob porn!