Okay so I’ve been away. That much is clear. But I’ve returned in full capacity, so you can officially

Now of course where I was and what I was doing is a story longer than any book I’ve read, and I lived it. It wasn’t entirely unexpected, but even I was taken by surprise, and so my time was thin. Long story short, I helped a friend build a home. I have some engineering and construction experience in my past, so I was called in to help “advise” the project. My advisory role eventually led to helping with management of the project, which eventually led to an all-hands-on-deck involvement, including buying insurance to allow me to drive and handle some heavy tools and equipment – ah my past rekindled! I can’t believe that was over six weeks ago now. It’s amazing how much people can accomplish in such a short span of time. Yes I did have a certain amount of personal time, and at the onset I attempted to manage both this blog and my obligations to my clients. However shortly after the project began, the laptop I had taken with me died, complete with a puff of smoke. So that put a pretty obvious crimp on my ability to watch big tit porn and write reviews of emerging content by the likes of your and my favorite sponsors.

I sit here, having returned to my office, amazed at the plethora of content I now feel obligated to post, and the rampant perverted thoughts that have been circling through my mind for weeks on end now. And the industry has been busy. I hear Gianna Michaels has done anal, so I absolutely have to look into that.

Ms Vinyl Meow and her 38H breasts have gone and secured her own website, which unfortunately is still “under construction” (how 1999!):


The other major website launch of note is that of Dors Feline and her absolutely stunning 34K natural tits, brought to us all by the same folks that recently launched Ellie Jay‘s mammoth mammary online presence!


Dors not only has a heavy handful and perky nipples, but she’s an all-around cutie too, complete with color! Colorful tattoos, colorful hair, colorful makeup. The type of model whom I really appreciate to see naked, but also yearn to peruse through her personal wardrobe, to be excited by her choice of fabrics and palettes.

Of course I’m not only into color and ink. I also admire a type of classical beauty, and while I was away I somewhat forgot about (or rather, had a vision in my mind but no image to admire) the soft and sensual approach of Lisa of Cosmid – all I can say is I’m in love all over again:


During my time away, not all was lost. My clients who are also my friends, guaranteed my sanity, and indeed I did have a whale of a time. Some of my adventures included getting a spectacular blowjob on the top deck of a private boat. Sure someone is bound to encounter the situation, but when the only people there are people you trust, you can continue about your business and enjoy the moment! I also got to enjoy my first titfuck with an African-American woman, a massively stacked BBW who was all mojo:


No that was not her, but the foot-long cleavage and intense look of carnal cravings in her eyes are very similar. And that might be the first time I’ve used my own cum as partial lube for my go-again sequential titfuck. Man that was a good evening.

I now have mounds of material to sift through. I’ll post as much as I can in the coming days. I can’t guarantee I’ll be able to make up for all my lost time, but I will do my best! I appreciate all the emails and comment forms that have been sent my way, some even asking if I was all right. Thank you for your concern. Of course my heart is still pumping, and my cock is still throbbing for more big tit action! Tonight I take a break from all of that, but I’ll leave you with some breasts to consider:

Maritza of Mexican Lust recently got fucked for being the naughty stepmother she is. Wait a minute. Stepmother? Does that mean she’s not the birth mother of the 36D-stacked and supposed daughter Silvia Loret? Are the titles of her photosets alluding to some emerging big tit narrative?

Petra of Boobstudy has some giant honkers, especially for her otherwise petite frame. But more-so she reminds me of a dear friend of mine, with the same nose and chin – my friend also has those two moles under her DDs, although Petra’s inverted nipple has my friend outclassed in terms of uniqueness!

And for the sake of boobs, here’s an absolutely stunning shot of Virginia Bell and her 48DDD black-and-white whoppers! Exactly the type of image you might find in Tachen’s Big Book of Breasts!

And here’s a random YouTube find. Girls will be girls.

Another great YouTube find, some of you might recognize this ad:


Germans are really fond of their boob, or busen stars. Her name is Eve Deluxe and she recently made an appearance on the Josof Show:

Enjoy! And it’s good to be back!

  • I was keeping that Vinyl Meow card up my sleeve since no one else had reported on it. You come back after 3 weeks & steal my thunder lol! Well now that you’re back I have an issue that needs your attention. Check email please