This picture set from Top Heavy Amateurs is very apt. Not because I’ve had the pleasure of meeting Cheron and giving her 32MM knockers a lift or comparing my hand-to-boob size ratio, but because if there is one thing that will absolutely stop me dead in my tracks, it’s BIG TITS. I don’t care who I’m with, where I’m at, or if I have somewhere I need to be. Boobs will completely lure me into any supposed dark side – the point at which the tits actually pop out, I have no will!