Spotted this one over at Fleshbot, and well, they said it best:

Leave out the Galliano, the orange juice, and the vodka. Add a busty young woman, a blindfold, and a bed with a headboard. Make sure the bed is an inch from the wall. Garnish with angry neighbors!

We know it’s immature, but sometimes sex feels way more rewarding when you know you’re being completely loud and obnoxious. Maybe it’s residual feelings from our college days. You know: you drink all of the milk, so we’re going to prevent you from studying. Bang bang bang.

The board-banging begins right at the 1:25 mark – but I think I’m personally most-impressed by her desire to just get fucked, as in, no vision necessary! loL! My only complaint is it doesn’t end with a bang – did the tape really stop there? Where’s part II?!