Ever see a pair of boobs and wonder, “How big are those?” Well now if you have a crisp, clear shot of the Tits in Question, you can find out! If you use an Android phone like I do, then you can search the Market for Breastimate by AlhoGames which allows you to sort of draw a box around the boobies and then calculate how big they are. It took me a couple tries to really figure out where to place the markers – I was too perverted and anxious that I didn’t take time to look at their own renderings! You can see above, the first set of markers go from the top of the head to the chin; the second set of markers make a box around the bosom, and it should be flush with the edges of the breasts, not simply a box like in my own screencap below (OOPS!). But it works, and it works pretty good. Therefore, it’s a serious office killer if you can sit around your office and do this kind of thing (NSFW!) – just to get you started I’ve uploaded some completely random full-frontal shots below, just drop them in a place where Breastimate can find them and have fun guessing the size of those whoppers!

NOTE: if you haven’t guessed it by now, this is a GREAT PARTY TRICK! I’m saying, you find a girl at a party with a big bosom and tell her you can guess her bra size. She’ll immediately go on the defensive and not believe you, after which she’ll let you take a photo of her face and bosom, you run the image through this app, and BAM – instant party pimp! It works, believe me! loL!


My own screenshot below is technically inaccurate, but you get the idea. Use these images or your own to guess bra sizes for your favorite unknown boobers!