how to knead bread (Polish Big Boob style)

“We Are Slavic” was a song circa 2013, that eventually wound up representing Poland at the Eurovision Song Contest 2014. Like all things Eurovision it’s basically terrible, but as you can assume it includes a number of tit-shots; “We Are Slavic,” but Polish (a country known for their tits no doubt!) specifically, and they know it:


But it was that big porker pair that caught my attention for their glistening heft and weight:


Basically you’re going to watch it, because tits: