how to knead bread (Polish Big Boob style)

“We Are Slavic” was a song circa 2013, that eventually wound up representing Poland at the Eurovision Song Contest 2014. Like all things Eurovision it’s basically terrible, but as you can assume it includes a number of tit-shots; “We Are Slavic,” but Polish (a country known for their tits no doubt!) specifically, and they know it:

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But it was that big porker pair that caught my attention for their glistening heft and weight:

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Basically you’re going to watch it, because tits: