I stumbled upon another random video of a big faKe boober I had never seen before, and it lead to another rabbit hole of content to share! This time it’s Cathy Metal, a 36K-cup self-described cougar who likes to fuck the young ones – no doubt wrapping those giant boobs around throbbing dicks. Formerly a Dice Chick from several years ago, she’s still riding high on that acclaim, while she claims “Internet Model & Live Game Show Hostess” as her occupations – whatever the fuck that latter job is, tell me what show she’s hosting please! She’s also given an interview for all-female metal bands website Metaladies – sadly, but not surprisingly, her website is 404, backing up my theory that model babes with tits shouldn’t try to ‘HTML their way to fame’ and instead should consign help like me to reach a wider fanbase (free TIP: uploading more than 35 photos to Facebook is a good start!).

She can be seen in this VHS-era clip getting a plaster cast made of her 36K chest at some erotic-con:

Outtake from episode 433:Our Reality Chick Cathy *M*E*T*A*L* gets her awesome rockin’ 36K’s immortalized in plaster by body caster Clay Holmes.

And was even spotted alongside Minka at AVN in 2013:

And another AVN 2013 clip where she stares blankly while some other lady talks about Christian women in the sex industry, or something – there’s a lot of noise on the line:

She can be seen briefly in this rando clip by some Vegas tourist, at the 1:35 mark:

And intriguingly, she even appears in the header image for this boston.com article about a Ratt concert:

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There are, of course, other images of her frazzled hair and thirty-six-K cup honkers strewn elsewhere: