I once again have my matey Darius to thank for introducing me – a couple decades behind schedule – to Maria Whittaker. Honestly, I never knew. And you can’t hate, because you don’t know them all either! She is textbook “dirty & nerdy”, and if you’re interested you can read up on her legacy at her wikipedia – these are the biggest and best photos I could find of her, for pervy-posterity:



She did the second cover too: