Go on television, flash some big titties, next thing you know you’re on the cover of Hombre magazine and the sticky-page sinsation for every lusting young Argentinian boy. I know she fancies herself an “actress” but frankly she should really consider porn. I mean, there’s acting in porn, right? Seriously her priorities – with a body like that – are all askew and she should really heed my advice. Also, I call first dibs!