Well, this guy has me beat. I mean I’m up there, but I haven’t been counting, let alone recording on HD video, all my successful gropes, cups, fondles and hand-grabs. This guy got 1,000 women in the 30 days before meeting Vladimir Putin, to allow him to sometimes briefly and sometimes at length, cup their bosom through their clothes. Video at the end, but these are the best of the best – 426 is clearly the winner, and he would have been a wise man to collect her phone number, you know, just in case: