A consistent thread when I write about My Big Ex Girlfriend is how unfortunate it is that they’re not my ex-girlfriend. I’ve had plenty, and sometimes when I go through my photos (yes, I keep photos *wink*) I remember and go “oh yeah, her!”. But I’m pretty sure I’d remember this chubby honey – if not for the hair and the lip rings then for those two big… eyes of hers. Thank god for making cameras accessible to all! Gotta love the “oops, are those my tits?” look this boober gives when watching herself in the mirror. The only shame is all the other expressions I’d love to see on her face: