The phenomenon of big titty pics on the interwebs

It’s always confusing when you stumbleupon a picture you like, you admire the tits. But…haven’t I seen that image somewhere else? And then you realize you have, because you have it right here. But hey these are slightly different. This one is cropped *just a little* – why oh why?!? And then you find another cropped image. And yet another.

I can’t for the life of me figure out why webmasters do this, continually editing down images to lower and lower resolution and context, chopping out whole background scenes or killing the framing of the image in the process.

For instance here’s a perky nipped lady at some event – looks like a rally car event or something on the tracks – and you can see one version of the image has about 5% cropped from the top (image on right):

As if that wasn’t bad enough, here’s another version where someone chopped off her hand, which is actually what frames her nicely in the shot:

OK now I’m pissed! And, that’s still not the worst of it. Here’s another version where someone straight up chopped her head off, as if TITS are the ONLY thing that matters:

I mean, yeah, they are, but c’mon! In doing so you kill the resolution and lose so much context – I almost don’t want to share these images, because that means they only get propagated, but I’m trying to make a point to fellow webmasters: QUIT!

So I’ll finish with the only version you really want: