I cannot believe this is real. Not for the message (BOOBS!) but for the absurdity of its presentation:

All the brand has done, and always has done, is celebrate the carnal desire that is ever present between man and woman. It’s an innately human desire. It’s a fact of life. And no amount of pious, politically correct sugar coating is going to diminish the fact that men and women are, forever, sexual beings that, yes, are sometime vile, vulgar and animalistic in their dealings with one another.

[via AdRANTs]