To celebrate Freedom Day, I bring you a quintessential pair of American TITS:
In July 1989, Playboy ran a feature – their cover story no doubt – on a Phoenix, AZ, newscaster by the name of Shelly Jamison. Back then it was KTSP, now FOX affiliate KSAZ. But enough with the callsigns, let’s describe those boobs: B I G…G! Double-BIG! You’d never know under her free-flowing blouse-tops and clear-spoken news voice that she was hiding an absolute pair of udders with pancake areolae! Seriously just look at those honkers! Of course there was a stink raised after her appearance in Playboy, and she subsequently left the news station, although not TV entirely – she was subsequently hired as a sideline reporter for RollerGames because of her controversial spread, but has since sort of removed herself from the public spotlight. Rumor has it she’s now a Captain in the Phoenix-area Fire Department – lucky sod whoever gets to stick his hose up her pipes OWWWW!!