chums of hiboobs:

more of Brea’s Boobs Body Parts, close-up and personal, very personal

Sure there are faces at Body Parts also, but mostly there are lots of orifices and various other fleshy bits, up close and very, very personal. It’s definitely a specific way of looking at bodies, one that I know I spend lots of time with when I’m performing cunnilingus or have a huge areola about to be nibbled on – I spend time inspecting it, adoring the flesh and dripping juices, seeing how certain uses of my fingers or tongue make her react differently. It’s an art unto itself, and you have to get up close to understand it:

Torbe definitely proved his point (with Tits & Ass)

Someone recently wrote Torbe from Putalocura a really nasty email, you know how this goes the ranter proclaimed that Torbe takes advantage of women, exploits them, doesn’t understand them, and that he is probably extremely lonely, sad and depressed. So he tried, he really tried to prove their point, but ultimately failed when his Spanish sluts took all their clothes off in his honor:

Who’s lonely now, chump?

Boob Appliances Make Juice (Go Get More Fruit!)

Weird post title, right? Well in the pursuit of all things boobs, I bring you the Little Appliances trailer which hit the net recently, and it’s, ummm, odd (and that’s coming from me loL!), to say the least:

another slut cum-covered with a monster load – it’s Brandy Aniston’s turn

While I’m personally not terribly picky about how I finish, it’s usually a decision ‘of the moment’ or depending on my partner. But every now and then one of my lady-friends will outright declare “I want you to cum on my face.” Mind you were still at dinner! And who am I to refuse an offer like that? So I do all the techniques and focus all of my mental might on delivering a Jesse Loads style and quantity of mini-me, not unlike what Brandy Aniston here took. Depending on what I eat the consistency seems to vary, sure, but women have always told me I taste great, and like I said, they always cum back for more:

the World’s Most Useless Bikini

I thought, “What’s the point?” and then I realized, “That is the point!” loL!! I’m still not sure if I prefer the front or rear implementation of this bikini, or lack thereof. Of course I’m a breast man so all I want to do is stare at her… eyes. But I’m also intrigued by Candice straddling that canal of water in high heels – did you also not notice that at first glance? Makes you wonder, eh? Wonder what would happen, just what if, you slid in from behind. Would you fall in? Would she fall in? If she did, I mean fuck it just fall in with her and do it like dolphins. Alas, I’m a boob man so… mind still isn’t made up. Damnit ActionGirls, way to make my brain hurt, thinking ’bout Tits & Ass!

From the Pages of Escapade, 1968

Tits of Yore are always worth a good oggle. These boobs come from Escapade Vol. 13, No. 12 (December 1968). I don’t have this magazine myself, but believe me if I did the pages would be stuck together anyhow. Enjoy!

Stella is Textbook Slim-n-Busty

Stella recently made a big-titty splash over at SimonScans, and while I’ll get into what I think of her smokin’ hot bod in a bit, the part that’s really troubling me is thinking “How do I have sex with her on that window ledge with her squatting on top?” Yup, these are thoughts that plague my mind. Well I think I have an idea: The exterior windows are currently closed; open them up and dangle my legs out over the ledge; they might bend or they might just have to shoot straight out, depending on the architecture; move that wooden end table over and I’ll lay backwards on that; she can squat on my dick and I’ll hold her arms with my hands to keep her secure and make sure she doesn’t fall backwards out thew window loL!; then let her ride and enjoy the show. Fuck man why don’t they make them all like Stella? Is there a single feature that I don’t get horny over? And as always SimonScans take great photos – and at full-rez it’ll make your screen melt.

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