Felina is a VirtuaGirl on my Desktop

February 10th, 2010

Okay that’s not a cap of my actual desktop – duh! – but VirtuaGirl has come a long way from their origins as a low-res almost gif-like piece of desktop software to HD-enabled pole-dancers whose fancy footwork takes place right on your windows bar. And Parisian exotic dancer Felina is a perfect example of an otherwise obscure boober that I might not know about if not for this piece of software. Felina is considered one of the best of her kind, but only in the City of Light. On my shores, I hadn’t seen or heard of her before she started dancing on my desktop! loL! But yes the software these days is quite smart, and if I’m going to spend so long in front of my monitor most weeks then I should at least be entertained whenever my screensaver turns on. I’m inspired to write about VGHD now because as it happens I fell asleep in my office last night and awoke to a strip-tease screensaver! Doesn’t happen too often but yes, I gave a good chuckle.


Lisa Sparxxx is World’s Greatest Whore

February 10th, 2010

Spike TV recently asked the question, “Who is the queen of the mattress mambo” with regards to the record holder for most sex in a day. I always knew that Kentucky-based naturally-stacked 36DD super-slut Lisa Sparxxx held some records or at the very least some acclaim to the ability of her pussy to take a pounding, but I never quite knew a solid number to voice. What would you think? 100? 200? even 300? Try 900! Actually try 919!

For more exclusive and original content from Lisa take a look at her website which she manages and codes and runs all by herself!

This Week in Boobs, Vol. 5

February 10th, 2010

Krissy Lynn rides for Brazzers Network

Every week at Brazzers Network more content gets published than I can report on. While Krissy Lynn’s performance in my opinion was not actually their best update of this week past, the reason I’m not showing the best is because I still hope to do a “Best of Brazzers” for this past week post, which believe me includes some incredible tit-shots! So you’ll have to settle for this for the time being. Still, Krissy’s tits are pretty amazing eh, defying gravity and all!

Ava Devine makes an appearance on Live With Lauren

Gosh darnit! I missed this one live, as in Live With Lauren. But legendary boober Ava Devine has recently returned to the scene and was on Lauren’s show last week – she’s got a new scene with Naughty America and will hopefully be more visible around the boobosphere in 2010!

Jennique at 18 and Busty

I haven’t heard from Jennique in a while, but she just made an appearance over at 18 and Busty. She’s obviously not 18 anymore but her tits are still holding up nicely – I wouldn’t mind holding them up nicely for that matter!

Kristy and Brittany get soapy sexy

Although this update comes from Kristy Baby, the boober is actually Brittany Love. Still, they get freaky fresh as in fresh & clean in the bathtub, so I don’t mind watching!

Lisa Ann is Snooki’s mom in Jersey Shore Parody

While she’s not on the cover (WTF is that about?), Lisa Ann does perform in the recently released Official Jersey Shore Parody porn flick which is only currently available for pre-order. Wasn’t Lisa Ann in last week’s update? Man she is a busy boober!

Jordan Carver is all the boob-rage these days!

Not news to all but news to some, and also not entirely something that happened in this past calendar week but more something I’ve been meaning to mention, within a couple weeks of each other Jordan Carver and her proportionately BIG 34G breasts both premiered over at PinupFiles and she launched her own website! Good on her! By that I mean me, I’d be good, on her. Oh you know what I’m talking about!

Deauxma is a Texas NFL fan with biiiig tits

GO SAINTS! Wait… Go Texas? Well whatever. At least this way thanks to long-time MILF Deauxma all you football fans can have your big tits and pigskins at the same time!

Sara Jay gets plugged from above and in reverse! Hah!

What a fantastic fuck-shot! It takes a really flexible boober like Sara Jay to pull this one off successfully! And she does, thanks to Rico and her friend Kelly, assisting. Her 36Es are still stunning, and she contrasts nicely against the dude’s glowing black cock, she sure does like to get split open doesn’t she!

a big boob baseball player for Exploited Chubbies

With baseball’s spring training right around the corner, this update at the newly launched Exploited Chubbies seemed highly appropriate! And as the name implies, yes she gets exploited, while the ball is never used the bat is!

Michelle takes two cocks for Human Toilet Bowls

And yes, as the name Human Toilet Bowls implies this busty bird Michelle does briefly wear a toilet bowl rim on her head before taking these two cocks! She actually prefers two to one, double the pleasure, double the fun!

Priya Anjali Rai takes advice from Dyanna Lauren

What does Priya Anjali Rai do that isn’t absolute hotness? Here she’s getting fingered by fellow boober and friend Dyanna Lauren and clearly she’s enjoying the moment, possibly more than me!

Chloe Vevrier’s updates for the month of February

February is a short month but have your pick of updates at Chloe Vevrier’s personal website! Her 36GG naturals are un-matched, and she’s still steaming sexy, even getting better with age!

Natt Chanapa’s perky titties for 88 Square

Is this a total compromise of my “big boob fetishism” principles? Not really, because Natt Chanapa of 88 Square actually measures up at a whopping 36D, which for a Thai boober is quite impressive!

Rebecca Jessop has an incredibly thick body

You’ve probably seen her all over the place, at other sites. But did you know that 32H enhanced boober Rebecca Jessop has her own site? Did I mention her tits are 32H, yup I’m pretty sure I did!

Is that a Razr? Only kidding. A self-shooting Busty GF

I love amateur porn hardcore or soft like this so much, so this really is a case of saving the best or last! Check out all these pics of this self-shooting busty girlfriend! Probably “ex”-girlfriend now, but thank you to whoever got ahold of these images for sharing!

Kayla Kleevage gets the Naughty America treatment

February 10th, 2010

Legendary boober Kayla Kleevage has a just-launched scene out over at Naughty America (nobody does it better!). The scene is sooooo simple, and doesn’t waste any time with what you don’t want to see. Instead they focus on getting Kayla’s ginormously enhanced 50II (those are two i’s in case you’re confused!) tits out of her blouse and bra as quickly as possible. Kayla has definitely filled out in recent years. She’s big all-around, not just in the breast department anymore. So if you like your bodies big-boned and your like tits the size of your head, you should see her in action! She can still suck-n-fuck like the best of ‘em, and what really satisfies me is that she still manages to have a giant smile on her face whenever she’s fucking – see the last image in particular for an example of what I’m talking about!

watch video trailer here



Bra Heaven is where all good (and bad) bras go to die

February 9th, 2010

If only Bra Heaven were a real place, and I don’t mean in the celestial or holy sense, but a real place. Like, in Nebraska, or Florida, or wherever it may be. We can vote over what would be the best location (I’d make a pilgrimage regardless) but one thing we should all be certain of is one rule to gain entry into Bra Heaven is you leave you bra behind and walk back to town, on foot, top off, tits swinging!




the oh-face abstractions of Shyla Stylez and her 36DDs

February 9th, 2010

I know, you’re thinking “with a blog title like that, this guy must be crazy!” Or just observant of sex. Looking at a lot of porn, I tend to recognize things like this. Quite often they go un-commented on, but this one was too unique to pass up!

I noticed these oh-face abstractions as I call them while flipping through some recent Brazzers Network updates (you know, daily updates and all!). I’ve watched plenty of scenes by 36DD enhanced boober Shyla Stylez but never really noticed her oh-face to be so prominent. Maybe it has something to do with getting nailed by James Deen, but either way these caps are pretty artful, like sex itself to me!

click for larger oh-face abstractions:

and the original caps these abstractions come from:

Mianna Thomas makes my dick throb

February 9th, 2010

Mianna Thomas does so many things for me and my dick it’s ri-dick-ulous (pun intended, clearly). And she fucks for plenty of studios, but it’s really her every-other month appearances over at Scoreland that do it for me. They’re pretty spot-on when it comes to framing her 36JJ ebony naturals at the perfect angle. Actually I’ll be honest, I have this thing for black women in neon green. I know it sounds weird, it’s totally a sub-fetish of mine. And combine that variable with a super-stacked black natural boober and my dick goes from 0 to throb in 3.2s! Hah! See for yourself, or log in over at Scoreland to see her boob-oeuvre!

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